February 2011
If you lick, suck, or bite on my neck prepare to...
terribletoaster:
daftmue:
tuzi:
omgrun:
kahtiihma:
Also my ears. If you’re gonna be muttering in my ear you best be getting naked now.
Gpoy ^
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YES.
In an instant. ^^^Just all of this.
I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE POINT OF A NECK BEING AN EROGENOUS ZONE. DO I JUST HAVE AN INSENSITIVE NECK OR WHAT?
REALLY GUYS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT...
Day thirty-one, my non-tumblr life or some shit...
My two main groups of friends are the Whiz Kids, including some of my schoolmates, and my friends I hang with in Boston and Cambridge.
I’m usually not here on weekends due to them.
Also, I fight crime.
Minecraft time.
Let’s roll.
I only need about 45845745972845 more blocks of sand to build my underwater city.
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If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have
beckythediva:
I’d have one dollar.
thegloriousnosebleed asked: Dear Jesus, clean your room. Also, allow replies to your posts.
January 2011
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Mario is infinitely more enraging than any other...
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Church Guilt
Mom: So you didn’t go to church today?
Me: Well I woke up, but then I fell back asleep.
Mom: Did Jesus ever go back to sleep?
Me: He probably did when He ascended into Heaven to rest.
Mom: Yes, from dying for your sins, just sayin.
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The conversations my brother and I have can easily...
“Hey Andy, is your anus prepared?”
“Prepared for what?”
“For tonight.”
“What about tonight?”
“The game.”
This could be translated as:
“Hey, Andy, are you ready for tonight’s TF2 game?”
However, to most passerby, it is most likely translated as:
“Are you ready for butt sex?”
Oh, and on the subject of things in my house...
Why am I the only person in my family who is capable of making a decision beyond “Look at broken object / injured person / burning house”?
Like god damn, it’d be nice if I weren’t the only one who knew how to handle shit.
The door to my toaster oven just shattered
On its own.
I don’t even.
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whiskeynorocks asked: hahahaha Cum White. I am so using that color in everyday conversation now.
Watchelevenwishes:
mangooncrack:
justtlisten:
j-joe:
PLAY MARIO
hello next two hours of my life <33
rahahaha.
OMG
“Did you think cum white was a good colour?”
– My brother in describing one of the binders he pulled from a box of school shit I don’t need anymore.
URGENT MESSAGE FROM ACTIVIST IN EGYPT. PLEASE...
roxanneritchi:
[via]
“To all the people of world” Alicia Ali Marsden To all the people of world The people in Egypt are under governmental siege. Mubarak regime is banning Facebook, Twitter, and all other popular internet sites Now, the internet are completely blocked in Egypt. Tomorrow the government will block the 3 mobile phone network will be completely blocked. And there is news that even...
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For the first time this year
I actually looked at the questions at the end of the Federalist Papers we read for gov.
They’re comprehension questions.
You know, the kind of shit you get when you’re in like 4th grade.
Fuck this.
thegloriousnosebleed asked: Hahah, when I saw the British flag I did a double take to make sure it was your house- which almost made me drive into a snowbank- and my first thought was, "The hell?" and the second, "Why a British flag and not a Soviet flag?".
Are there any girls on tumblr who actually think...
jayfredo:
I swear my dash is always filled with self-conscious post from you ladies and the weird thing is, you all are beautiful.
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Things that I have gained from Chinese:
The disappointment in knowing that I have already learned ninety percent of the Chinese words printed on fortune cookie fortunes.
I get way too attached to people way too fast.
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Alright, time to do homework!
>Look at assignment
“Okay, I have to read Federalist Paper no. 70 and do the questions. Not too bad.”
>See that the paper is ten pages long and has twelve questions
>Realize that it’s only going to be worth about one point on my grade
Team GEE just met about tomorrow's game
Fluffy, destroyer of worlds: Confirmed for team wildcard.
Also, half of our team has Girls’ Generation members as their profile images.
theyhunghimonacr0ss asked: You said one of your favorite names was Ashley.
My name is Ashley. I felt special c:
yeah
My name is Ashley. I felt special c:
yeah
thegloriousnosebleed asked: You would have a British flag on your house.
Day thirty: Five favourite names for each sex,
In no particular order,
Girls’ names:
Rose Kirsten Katherine Kelly Ashley
Go ahead and guess my favourite letter.
Guys’ names:
Sasha (In Soviet Russia, -a is a masculine suffix) Misha Pierre Alexandre Leon
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REBLOG WITH THE IMAGE THAT REPRESENTS YOUR...
thedavynator:
terribletoaster:
clockslut:
count-fagula:
but we all saw that coming
well mostly relevant to/related to
so
:D
Trust me guys, it makes sense. Also what Google Image Search thought was appropriate, and funny enough? I made this EONS ago 8D
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Egypt's current chaos is rather organized.
I’m reading a live feed from the BBC, and apparently, those who are dissatisfied with the current Egyptian regime are cooperating with the military in apprehending looters and thugs. Additionally, the military is not shooting at the unhappy citizens of Egypt. At this rate, I feel like Egypt’s government is going to fall and be replaced within a week, or two at most.
Oh, and one of...
why i hate facebook
fuckyeahlaughters:
-fuckthepeople:
bitch fights
12 year olds like
people making ‘drunk’ status updates
they take all the jokes off tumblr
your parents will eventually have a facebook
tumblr is better
.
>Take all jokes off tumblr
Hello, my name is 4chan.
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I'm thinking of starting Warmachine.
It’s a steam-punk themed tabletop miniatures game. More specifically, I’m thinking of starting Cygnar for how fuckawesome their infantry models look.
Anyone who follows me have any advice on Warmachine, be it about prices, factions, or whatever?
Girls with the same face in every picture.
wwiao:
swasdadontloveyou:
poutylips:
nomnomselinaa:
lovefromjennifer:
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oh god..
MINDFUCK HAHAHA >:))
LOL!
fucking. paula dean.
Heading to the whiz~
Hopefully I’ll have enough money to add to my High Elves army.
