getoutoftherecat:

get out of there cat. your name is not arnold palmer. you don’t even know what golf is, let alone how to mix iced tea and lemonade.

thisgingersnapsback:

clivedavinci:

clivedavinci: LOOK A MODERN DAY WOMAN. yes its a pussy, and a gay one with a bent wrist. every woman is all lesbo now, cause either every man is a sleazeball and they don’t want to deal with them anymore and find comforts in their best friends and go all scissory on each other in their cotton panties, or its cause they can’t recognize a real man who is faithful, kind and great, they ignore those kinds of guys, and that’s why they turn into the modern cool lesbian now, the cute girl that makes out with dozens of other bitches. riches ova bitches, gets money, not pussy. bitches b fake niega (sike i’m just saying this to piss people off, cause there’s like dozens of people looking and bitching at my bitches are pawns poem, lol)

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theanimalblog:

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This has been me every time my dad has talked to me lately. I can’t even fathom why a man would be so obsessed with the dental work he has to have done.

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Catvengers

The X-Catz

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Theme song right hurr.

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